twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING